If you can decipher the following, you may be the smartest of them all! ........By the way, who do you think "They" are anyways?

*Ahem*
Let us begin this wonderful journey into stupidity.



______-MY LOOK ON LIFE-___________

For good tips for wolfthings, visit this info happily!!!!!!

Please clean its cage once a month.

Unless the mighty dunlap is present thou shall not covet thy neighbors.....stuff.

A dunlap is a big bowl of cheese.

And report and clean once a month.

Aey Bee See Dee E Ef Jee Ayth I Jay Kay El Em En O Pee Kweu ARGH Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why and Zee

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____-MY PERSONAL TAKE ON SOCIETY-__________

Cheese and ham, but only bologna. And boloney. Or is it boloney. If the great fregty is spotted, plez leave a message after the beep. BEEP. Thanks for your help. Bye. Fredgty is actually the game of a loneley fredgty that was made by another fredgty. WAIT. How do U spell fredgtyey? Maybe the fregdtyery is the food stuff of the china man. Maybe it is a domo of a bear. Domo is the mighty bear crap of a another bear. Like dunkin' or hineys. Of mice and bowels and the impact it has on our bowels is a great domo.
Piece of domo.


______-MY ADVICE-____________________-



CHAPTER 1

JERK ANGLE

A jerk angle is an angle that is a jerk.



CHAPTER 2
This is called gibberish latin. Not pig latin. Gibberish.

ANL

why i think mousepads are dupoi

-three uther

-ret

-cats

-matt cat

-kitty cat

low bly

-cheese

-ansd sandwich

im hungry!!!!!!



no is yes

so remem ber

to do your

plotnik

an d re ----memember to

doyourhomeworkandbehappy

yea!!!!!!!!

!

983494=y is sky blu?



See? I was clearly talking about modern rocket propellers.









This was found inside an insane man's closet:

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sTORY I WroTe! Roxor!

JACK: FOKKER! YOU RINGWORM!



FOKKER: BUT I TOLD YOU, IT WAS JINX!



JACK: JINX-? HE DONT EVEN HAV THUMBS, FOKKER!!



HANK:HEY, ringworm.



FOKKER: BUT I---WHA??



HANK: (LOOKS AT CIGARRETES) YOU GONNA PICK UP THT BUTT?



JACK: FOKKER YOU STUPID---



HANK: OR DO I HAVE TO TAKE IT AND STICK UP YOUR BIGFATPIMPLYAHOLE.....



KEVIN:GLEN! ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE SCHIZO?



PAM:NO, ITS GREG! greg IS AFRAID OF THE SCHIZO!



GREG MADDUX: ...................

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THE END.







ROXOR!!!!!!










I like big spaces like this.
Exclamation point!!!!!!!































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I hope you found it very edu-cay-shin-al!