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WARNING!
the following reviews are very short and may contain stupid language.
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Daredevil---2/10---Affleck should be killed.
The Hulk-----4/10----GOD NO PLEASE! The first hour is all talk talk talk. Then, 30 minutes of crap the comic book Hulk
could NOT do! He couldnt leap high or run really fast! Idiots...
Angels in the Outfield---7/10---DIE DANNY GLOVER!
Bicentennial Man----?/10---This movie just couldnt get a score. I dont know why.
X2----8/10----This coulda been better too.
Marix Reloaded---8/10---This could have been MUCH better.
Dumb And Dumberer---3/10---It was DUMB.
Ghostbusters----8.499999/10--Almost 8 1/2 but not quite. A classic!
Osmosis Jones---5/10---STUPID WHITE CELLS!
Robocop-----
1)9/10
2)8/10
3)6/10
The first was great, second was cool, but the 3rd was HORRIBLE.
Donnie Darko----5/10---Weird!
Bringing down the House---5/10---Racist! RACIST!
Thumb Wars----9/10---Best movie eveer! Runs about 33 minutes but is AWESOME!
Terminator 2---7.5/10----Well, its a classic.
Final destination--7.5/10----Pretty good thriller. Sequel should suck.</DIV>
Lawnmower Man---9/10----JEEZ!!!! Freeky!!!!
Rin Tin Tin: Canine Cop---11/10--I know I know, it wasnt a movie. But the show kicked ass!
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist-----8.5/10-----SPOOF OF JAPAN MOVIE! WHEE--OOOOO!!!
Xmen-----9/10------See this if you havent. Just like the comic and both Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman are great in this
movie! SEE IT!!!!!
The Matrix-----10/10----OMG.BEST.MOVIE.OF ALL TIME.
Spiderman(2002)----10/10---Graphics, style, amazing! Love it or never heard of it, Spiderman 2002 is one of the best movies
made. Alot of work went into the adaption of the hit comic.
Gangs of New York---8.5/10----GORE! BLOOD! FLUTE PLAYING!!!!
DED RABBITS ROXOR! Starring Leo Decap, and for 5 minutes, LIAM NEILSON! This movie is pretty good, if you like TOTAL ANARCHY
and people getting killed every 5 seconds. Haha, I LOVE IT!
Batman Returns----2/10----Its prettty, um, crappy.
Ice Age---5/10---Heh, its Billy Crystal and who? More disney-pixar garbage, strictly mediocre cartoon. Who said Scratch
was cute???
Monsters Inc---3/10---OMG JOHN GOODMAN DIE!!!!!!!!!!
A.I.:Artificial Intelligence----9/10---Definitly spooky and eerie at what the future is like. Haley joel Ozment and some
other person. WEERD!!!! But VERY cool.
Unbreakable-----9/10---Bruce Willis is a STUPER HERO! BUT DUN TELL ANY1 HIS SECRET IDENEMY! ......very good movie.
The Sixth Sense----9/10---Bruce and Haley...AGAIN. Spooky AGAIN.....That osment kid is just SPOOKY I guess.
Pay it Forward----7.5/10----Haley AGAIN! But Kevin Spacey, Bon Jovi and HELEN hunt are all int his too! STAR STUDDED WHEEEEE!About
a kid who wants to save the world! Go kid!
Kangaroo Jack----- -3/10 -------YUP, a NEGATIVE score! WHY??? It sucked and the kangaroo was in the movie for
like 1/20 of the whole time. Its just about two idiots who lost their money. PLEASE NO MORE AUSTRALIAN RAP!!!!
Me, Myself and Irene---8/10---Pretty good, and Jim Careys ONLY good movie. FUNNY, about a schizo who is CRAZY!!! OMG!
OMG!
The Mask----2/10---CRAPPIEST JIM CAREY MOVIE EVER.
My Favorite Martian---6/10----Starring "Old Ass" Christopher Llyod and "Moron" Jeff Daniels. ABout
a FUNNY ALIEN! OK?
American Beauty---8.5/10---KEVIN SPACEYS BEST FILM. WELL, ALMOST, NEXT TO...........
Mee The Parents---8/10--Stiller plus De Niro=Hijinks.
The Shipping News----9/10---NOBODY I GUARANTEE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS ONE....you can go buy it somewhere....it was made
like in 2001. Kevin Spaceys best film ever. Its about A COLD PALCE IN NEWFOUNLADN!!!! OMG! and his name in this film is Guy
Quoyle. WOW!
Man on the Moon---9/10---Jim Careys best work ever. He Is Any Kaufman!
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story---8.5/10----Pretty good biography. Its such a cool story!
The Royal Tenenbaums---10/10---This movie had it ALL. Ben stiller Gweneth Paltrow and Owen Wilson and Gene Hackman!
Shrek---5/10----Why the hell does everything think this is funny???
Austin Powers------------------
1)7/10
2)8/10
3)8.5/10
The numbers are the 3 austin powers movies. They just get better and funnier!
Rat Race----8/10----LOL! Starring Mr Bean and these other peoples. About a funny race for 1 million dollars.
Mr Bean the Movie---9/10----Well, I THINK that wa sthe name of the mr bean movie. BUT IT WAS GREAT!
Saving Silverman--6/10----Jack Black acts like dumb!
The Cable Guy----7/10---Jim carrey VS Matt Broderick! OH NO!
About a scary cable guy.
Election---8/10-----FUNNY! MADE BY MTV. Broderick is in it!
Oceans Eleven----7/10----Pretty good. BUT WHY DID THAT CREEP JULIA ROBERTS WIN AN AWARD FOR THIS??????
Hardball----9/10----Keanu Reeves RAWKS! He coaches baseball in this.
Bill and Teds xcellent adventure----7/10----Well, at leats George Carlin was in it. Ane Keanu!
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back---8.5/10----GREAT! LOL! KEVIN SMITH LOL! "BAYANG!!!!!!"
Bill and Teds Bogus Journy--7/10--LOL!!!!!!
Ready 2 Rumble----3/10---Movie about Wrestling. NOT good comedy.
Dog Soldiers----8/10---Scared the crap outta me! Good buy.
Resevoir Dogs---9/10---YOU ARE MR PINK! Good gang movie. Youll like it!
Street Fighter---1/10----Wow. A video Game movie.
Super Mario Bros---1/10----Wow. A Video game movie.
Frailty----8.5/10---Thrilling! Shocking! Ax choppin!
Cats and Dogs---7.5/10---Animal rivalry takes its toll!
To Kill a Mockingbird---7.5/10---Go Gregory Peck! AFI Numba One Hero!
Kingpin---10/10---This movie was damn near the best funniest movie I ever saw. A washed up bowler seeks to reclaim fame.
Woody Harrelson is in. It doesnt sound like much, but watch it and get ready to rock!
Freddy Got Fingered---7.5/10---Tom Green plus all the stupidest stuff in the worl equals this. He directed it. The scuba
scene in the shower is the best one!
Dumb and Dumber---6/10---"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Yeah. Its called bad acting.
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