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It appears Krave and Sparky sabotaged my account and got their own page. Help!



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Mwahaahahahaha!!! En Guarde, Steve Shady! We have this page to spread the movement....to take down you and everyone else who supports one thing..........MCDONALDS!!!!

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Right Spark. Mickie D's has been using moose ears, squirrel tails and most importantly and noticably, diapers in their "Chicken" McNuggets. "Leftovers from what Lenny had 5 weeks ago" McCrap is more like it. But we also hate the disgusting onions. And not even one healthy tomatoe did I see. I just adore tomatoes. Now then, me and Sparky are going to tell you the exact amount of trash used in the products:

5,987

That enough? Not even one healthy piece of actual beef. Its all just mashed into a circular, round, patty of by-product Oscar Meyer slime. Its quite gross, really.

We hope the folks at home recognize McDonalds is responsible for 10 out of 5 cases of mad cow disease, beef poison, and hallucinations of dancing microwaves that scream for cartoon brains---Krave and Sparky